Dirty Hector


the dirty hector is a lewd s-xual act preformed on an obese woman with no interest of gaining personal s-xual satisfaction, only concentrating on the pleasure of the over-weight female counterpart. more generally, it’s when you finger bang a gross fat chick just to watch her get off.
1. “did you see jim take that porker back to his pick up truck and pull a dirty hector”

2. “no bro she didnt suck my b-lls, i just took her upstairs and gave her a dirty hector”

3. “i dirty hectored that fat chick r-t-rded, until my fingers got all wrinkled from being wet so long “

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