Dirty Heisman
a certain posture one undertakes when trying to visualize one’s -n-l region in a wall mounted mirror. one arm outstretched for balance, the other spreading one b-tt cheek from behind, with one leg drawn up slightly to facilitate said exposure of the -n-s.
this posture is disturbingly similar to the football players pose on the famous american football heisman trophy.
made famous on the klbj-fm dudley and bob show. they deserve all the credit. austin, tx
i was trying to check out my ‘roids in the mirror and my girlfriend caught me doing the dirty heisman.
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