Dirty Hopper

the dirty hopper, best spoken with a boston accent, is the act of pulling a technical upper decker in a bathroom during any time when one simply cannot get their pants down and their -ss on the toilet in time to sh-t. this can be very messy as sometimes one waits too long to finally let it out and it can become quite an embarr-ssing situation with a lasting memory amongst those involved
horrified co-worker: “what the f-ck is that smell?”

disgusted co-worker: “i don’t know, like someone sh-t and didn’t spray”

shocked co-worker: “nooooope!….lumpy pulled a dirty hopper!”

unsurprised co-worker: “ah, ah, ah, ah ,ah….the old dirty hoppah!”

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