Dirty Lightning Bolt


dirty lightning bolt n at the climax of a bl-w j-b pull out to politely “turn away”. yell “avada kedavra” as you hit her right above the eye with the magical load.
i was so inspired by hp 7.5 i went home and gave sarah a dirty lightning bolt.

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