Dirty man’s lurch
refers to the staggering walk of a man after he has been kicked in the b-lls immediately following an unsolicited s-xual innuendo.
used in a sentence – “that gross bartender just asked me how i like my eggs in the morning, fertilized? so i gave him a dirty man’s lurch!”
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