Dirty Mayo Hotlink


you will need: 1 hotlink (or sausage if you prefer) and 1 hotdog bun
dirty mayo hotlink: the act of -j-c-l-t-ng into the -n-s of another person, once done you must shove a hotlink (or sausage) into their r-ct-m and then have them squeeze it out on a hotdog bun, you will then proceed to feed it to them.
d-mn bro! i just gave that b-tch a dirty mayo hotlink and she wanted seconds!!!

i had some leftovers from the barbecue i didn’t know what to do with, then i remembered how much my mom likes dirty mayo hotlinks!!!

dude i just gave my sister a dirty mayo hotlink but it burned the tip of my d-ck!!! “well that’s because you’re supposed to blow your load in her -ss first before you shove in the hotlink you f-cktard”!!!

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