dirty mopper
(n) a mischevious person; one who shamelessly and embarr-ssingly acts out in extreme and obvious sarcasm, using irony and parody; a prankster and practical jokester. orignally taken from the motion picture “the count of monte cristo” when one said in arrogant p-ssion, “you dare to demote me?” hence, “demote me” became the verb “dirty mop.” (group to first use the term: club fathom inc., chattanooga tn)
(n) “that dirty mopper used all four containers of my hair gel… and why? he’s bald!” “you dirty mopper. when i said i wanted a sight no one would forget, i did not mean for you to wear a pink spandex one-sie to my sister’s wedding!” (v) “com’mon, let’s go dirty him up.” “you dare to dirty mop me???”
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