dirty norman
a creepy guy who probably harmless, but scares schoolgirls by leering at them.
hey ma, when i was going to school today, there was a dirty norman at the bus stop.
a middle aged man with a large belly and a small shirt. where the mans belly hangs out of his undersized shirt.
“hey man looks like your getting a dirty norman, maybe its time to hit the gym or buy xl shirts.”
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