Dirty Paris
similar to a dirty sanchez but with cocaine and spit
paris hilton:do you want a dirty paris?
you:ok?
paris hilton: -puts finger in mouth, rubs finger in cocaine, smears under lip-
paris hilton: now sniff
(props to shanedawsontv)
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