Dirty Pinto
a practical s-x joke similar to a dirty sanchez and such. to prepare for a dirty pinto one must eat a sh-t-load of pinto beans before getting a bl-wj-b. then right before ejaculating, turn around and sh-t in the females face, effectively covering her in a “sh-t-load” of pinto beans.
this maneuver requires the utmost speed and skill and one must be able to turn as fast as a ninja.
todd gave this sl-tty wh-r- a “dirty pinto”, it took her an hour to wash her face and she still smelled like sh-t.
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