Dirty S’more


(n). dirt-y s-more, dur-tee som-or.

fetish act:

after -n-l intercourse between either two men, or a male and female, the individual who contains the expelled seminal fluids uses the lavatory; defecates in the toliet, which produces feces mixed with s-m-n. the defecator then proceeds to grab the feces out of the toliet and makes his/her partner ingest it.

graham crackers are of course optional
1. billy went to the grocery store yesterday to pick up graham crackers so his girlfriend could make a dirty s’more.

2. after intercourse, john turned to his friend tony and said “that was the best dirty s’more i have ever tasted”

3. the dirty s’more has become undoubtedly the new “san francisco treat”

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