Dirty Snowflakes
when a person wakes up the next morning with remaining dried s-m-n/skeet on their face, and then continues to rub it off as their partner catches the flakes on their tongue. (as if they were catching snowflakes on a winter afternoon)
“hey, that was great skeeting last night.”
“can we finish it off with some dirty snowflakes?
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