starfish slurpee
when you feed your partner laxatives until they have liquid sh-t. turn them upside down stick a straw in their chocolate starfish and enjoy your starfish slurpee.
yo sheila was so plugged needed a colon cleanse, so we gave her a starfish slurpee
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