like a dirty sanchez but instead of giving the person a mustache you give them a unibrow
he pulled his finger out and then wiped it across my brow screaming dirty turkish!
1. to improperly use a word (v.); 2. to refer to something as something that it is not (v.); 3. the false attribution of a definition to a word (n.). -isn’t it ironic how we both ended up wearing a blue striped shirt to work today? -no, it’s coincidental. way to discrempelate.
short for “d-ck sucking lips”. that chick has got some disels on her
what a male cat is cleaning itself vigorusly in the groin area. usually in front of compay in the middle of a room full of awkwardly silent guests. milan, could you please stop jamal from performing felinatio in front of our guests?
“just kidding sort of” when you’re only half kidding about something. i’d totally love to do your sister…jkso.
s-xually hot your b-lls and p-n-s are eargamic s-xually hot your b-lls and p-n-s are eargamic