Dirty Warthog
you take a brand new matchbox car, shove it up your sh-thole pull it out drive it around your girlfriends body like its worth a million dollars (make sure you painted her brown. don’t forget to take a pitstop in her mouth) and then park it in her cave…..which one? you decide.
-dude i totally gave my gf a dirty warthog last night.
-no way man! how did it go?
-well the piece of sh-t is still on my bed
-your gf or the car?
-both
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