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  a phrase used to refer to the taste of the object in question. what the f-ck is this? distaste terrible, man.

• Hippie mac and cheese

  mac and cheese made with only b-tter, no milk and of course the cheese that comes with. some hippies put extra b-tter in their milkless mac and cheese. historical note: my wife was “in another state of mind” (she’s a hippie) and forgot to add the milk in our mac and cheese one night after […]

• ditchin

  backing out of plans in the last minute. making plans and cancelling for better plans. the act of not pulling through with plans. correct: she ditched me an hour before our plans to go to a highschool party! incorrect: she said we wanted to hang out if her friend couldn’t hang out, then her friend […]

• my penis just turned into a giraffe

  when something is so awesome and mind blowing that no other words or phrase can describe it. in a club john- “aren’t these beats amazing” bill-“yeah, my p-n-s just turned into a giraffe” at a party a guy throws and open beer bottle in the air, does and backflip and then catch’s it without spilling […]

• machpat

  from hebrew literaly: what cares however common usage implies a more derogatory meaning. what do i care, i dont care, whatever, so, so what, f-ck off. me: good morning how are you? my brother: machpat. me: why did you throw the olive pits in the sink? my brother: machpat. me: okay bye, see you next […]

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