distracticunt


when someone has a large quant-ty of work or an important task to do and someone decideds to start bothering you they are being a distractic-nt. the male version being a distractic-ck. inspired by cydney, coined by leslie.
“get the f-ck out of my room you wh-r-y, diseased distractic-nt”

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