Dixplosion
dixplosion occurs after your urethra has compiled enough cat excrement to literally explode. the process is usually started as someone lifts the toilet seat to urinate when suddenly the toilet seat crashes down on to your p-n-s causing your urethra to expand, after such a loud noise the friendly feline creature naturally becomes curious and checks the scene out. after smelling your bruised urethra the cat turns around and places a large amount of its feces into your p-n-s until it explodes internally from the pressure of the cat t-rds.
f-ck!! my p-n-s just had a dixplosion , your cat really shat a bunch of excrament into my pee hole really fast!!!
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