dj complex
an awesome, bad-ss house music dj who is known in australia for creating the old skool rebelz. dj complex derives his name from not only having ‘a complex’ (in the form of a m-ssive chip on his shoulder), but also from being a complex character of succinct distinction. always a gentleman, and always plays to the crowds wishes, unlike many a teeny-bopper dj who suddenly cant find a f-cking piece of wifi or know how to download songs from the internet if you give them a request. complex lives to show other djs their errors. see mixcloud.
punter who likes to dance: “excuse me old bean but i have 3 very tasty hot women who are wanting to take me back to theirs tonight for copious amounts of intercourse and hopefully a lot of face-sitting; however, they want to see my s-xy moves on the dancefloor before they make their decision. i was wondering, if it fits with your plans and you could find it in your heart to do so, if you wouldnt mind playing “all in” by norman doray? ”
teeny-bopper dj: “wha?”
punter: “can you put norman doray “all in” on?
teeny bopper dj: “sorry i haven’t got it”
punter: well perhaps you should take a leaf out of dj complex’s book and get it f-cking downloaded from the tinterweb or whatever youz kids use these days. it’s not like you have to drag heavy vinyl round the place everywhere ya snotty nosed young c-nt”
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