dumb m-th- f-cker syndrome – someone who continuously appears stupid
he just asked if martha stewart owns martha’s vineyard. that boy has dmf syndrome.
- Decoy duck
a female friend on a night out with a group of guys who are on the pull, designed to lure other birds by making the group look less threatening. variant on ‘wingwoman’. don’t worry mate, it’s in the bag, we’ve got our decoy duck
an amalgamation of delicious and dank. that foot-long blunt sandwich from tucson’s cheeba hut was so delank, i feel like i transcended the mundane and landed in a hot tub. dank
italian for juvenile delinquent, bad kid, bad influence, criminal-in-the-making, etc. mamma: that boy is a delinquente!! i don’t want you around him! me: but ma he’s my cousin what am i to do?
a word that can replaces the second “jawn” in a sentance that jawn was sweet i wish i had one of them delukies.
- deluXXXe massage
a non-subtle, innuendoization of ‘deluxe m-ssage’ (the act of eating someone’s -ss while m-ssaging their back and/or extremities) which obviously hints to it’s s-xual nature. i texted that girl from the party and said i’d give her a ‘deluxxxe m-ssage’ later tonight. i doubt show knows how that works, but she definitely knows it’ll be […]