do a viking
to wake up and have s-x or m-st-rb-t- after 2 am, like the vikings did where they slept 4 hours then ate and had s-x before sleeping 4 more hours.
1. “i just had a viking last night. ”
2. “i had to give myself a viking last night.”
3. “wanna do a viking?”
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