“Do you have a license for that lawn mower?”

a phrase used by a h-m- s-xual or gay man to ask another man if they are gay and would like to get it on with them.

the other man will either respond with, “yes i have a liscene for my lawn mower, indicating that yes, they are gay and want to get it on, or no, that they do not have a licsense for their lawn mower, indicating that they are straight.
“do you have a license for that lawn mower?”


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