Dock Hoarding
when you have way too many icons on your dock on a mac computer. when you try to take the time to get rid of one, you can’t decide which shortcut to delete.
leonard: dude, you should delete some of those icons off of your dock. you have way too many down there.
jared: i know man, i just don’t know which one to get rid of.
leonard: what about stickies?
jared: no way dude! i need a shortcut for that. how else will i be able to jot ideas down on the computer and have them read aloud by a robot?
leonard: what about chess?
jared: no dude, what if i get bored?
leonard: you don’t even know how to play. you are totally dock h–rding.
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