Dodge Ram

dodge the father
ram the daughter
after i dodge the father i ram his daughter
dodge ram
the kick–ss truck of all time becuase its combinies luxry,perfornmance, and 4x4ing at all once
and becuase it cheaper than a range rover
range rover dodge ram
most beastly truck on the road. cannot be f-cked with by any other truck. combines comfort, cl-ss, style, power, stability, and 4×4 ability all in the same frame. can pull any chevy, ford, toyota, nissan, or gmc out of any ditch anywhere. can out pull all of the above as well. if theres another truck out there, and it’s not a dodge ram, then it’s nothing but a t-rd on wheels.
d-mn bro, you see that dodge ram?! it beat -ss on all those other trucks. must be the best!
the world’s greatest truck.
g-d’s gift to earth.
the 5.7 liter engine makes men c-m in there pants while the engine hits high rpms
notorious for raping all other trucks chevy,ford,nissan,toyota,gmc.
1500 leads all aspects of beastness(towing,horsepower,payload,displacement, all that good sh-t) and most importantly manlyness
reliable and backed by a lifetime powertrain warranty all others aint got sh-t on this piece of dodge legend
my dodge ram just pulled a silverado to f-cking kingdom come.

that rednecks ram just vaped that h-m-s f-150.

the ram just slayed a wannabe tundra with a 5.7
the reason it one because the badges say hemi
the best f-cking truck ever made.

1500 – half ton
2500 – three quarter
3500 – one ton
that guy has a dodge ram, i’d like to suck his d-ck.

line of pick-up trucks, notorious for being cheaply made, and uglier than a red-headed 60yr old prost-tute.

also available with the 5.7 hemi motor, although most dodge owners, driving a lifted half-ton, with marker lights and stickers all over the back window, have no idea what hemi means.
douchebag -“dude, my lifted dodge ram hemi is soooo sick, it’s f-ckin’ strong bra”

average pick up driver – “my silverado can actually carry sh-t in the back…. and the only ‘bra’ around here is the c-m-stained one your girlfriend left in my glovebox”
the sh-ttiest truck ever built. sluggish, underpowered, meager capability.
the people who own them will not use them at all for what they were built for. they will try to drive them like a nascar, even though they can be outran by a moped.
dipsh-ts who buy dodge rams, especially with the hemi, are pr-ne to temper tantrums and a complete disregard for other people on the road. a ram owner’s iq is generally low, and it is a miracle that they even have a driver’s license.
guy #1: why the h-ll did you buy this f-ggoty dodge ram?
ram owner/douchebag: because i have an incredibly small p-n-s, and it makes me feel like a man, even though a girl kicked my -ss the other day for almost running over her child in a school zone.
guy #1: you are truly a sad individual who deserves to be castrated, so as not to pollute the earth with your r-t-rded offspring. this world would be better off without megalomaniac sc-mbags like you.
ram owner/douchebag: what does hemi mean? -cries like a little b-tch-