dog confetti
when your dog gets hair all over your pants
my dog was so excited to see me, he threw dog confetti all over me.
the act of throwing your soon-to-be ex-girlfriend a party celebrating your breakup, in which you chop up her dog and throw on her while yelling “surprise!”
“jason got dog confetti all over my c-cktail dress. why didn’t he just call me to break up with me instead of inviting me to a party?”
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