Dog Shit Splatter
the result of an inconsiderate neighbor not picking up their dog’s sh-t and you mowing over it, causing the t-rd to be ground up and splattered onto your law, into the street, or onto an innocent bystander.
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john: “i was out mowing one day and i ended up with dog sh-t splatter all over my lawn.”
dave: “d-mn, that sucks.”
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john: “i was out mowing one day and i ended up spraying the street with dog sh-t splatter.”
dave: “d-mn, that sucks.”
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john: “i was out mowing one day and i ended up pelting some steven with dog sh-t splatter.
dave: “nice!!”
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