dog TV


when a canine (or a person) sits or lays and seems to stare aimlessly into sp-ce. they are actually watching dog tv.

i think i’ll go home, smoke a big fatty and watch some dog tv.
bob lost his job, his girlfriend broke up with him and the doctor put him on anti-depressants. it’s really sad, he just sits at the kitchen table all day long and watches dog tv .

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