dogdocking
dogdocking is when instead of wiggling his tonker into a domestic female dog (like any normal person might do on a regular basis), some sick f-cker of a man inserts his c-ck into the penile sheath of a male dog and frots till he sprots.
dog-owner: well, all mah b-tches have come on heat at the same time, so looks alike i be dogdocking for nex few days.
non-dog owner: eeeeeuw. tmi.
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