dogdusted
when you get cropdusted by your dog. this is when a dog farts and walks by your face. done by a human, it is called cropdusting. done by a dog, well, you’ve been dogdusted, dear fellow, by humankinds’s best friend.
when i was five years old, i was dogdusted by my dog, rufus, as i was taking a bite of beef stroganoff at the kitchen table.
needless to say, i developed a distaste for beef stroganoff.
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