doggo punch

right when you get home and your dog runs up to you and gets on its hind legs to greet you, putting its paws on you while hitting you with said paws. it is most effective when the owner has been gone for more than six hours. the ultra rare final form doggo will actually be able to kill with its flurry of punches.
guy walks through the door to his home, and the dog runs up to him and doggo punches him a little. the guy then puts down his bags from work, gets the leash and proceeds to walk the dog to satiate its excitement.

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