the cloth item used to clog the uterus of a dog during the “heat” period. when a dog is going threw the gestation period she becomes bl–dy. this is not good for furniture, clothes or carpet. so to prevent the leakage one would use a dogpon. which is traditionally made of cotton,but if the user is allergic to such item it can get the rarer and more expensive shep skin dogpon.
justin was avery experienced dogpon changer, so much so that when lady anne (dog) was riding the cotton pony (on the menstral cycle) he how’d off his versatility by changeing the dogpon with his mouth.
the feeling a person gets when their partner busts to soon. the feeling a partner has after their mate premature -j-c-l-t-s i’m so bustrated. my partner does not last more than 30 seconds. i’m so bustrated he didnt even make it out of his pants. the frustration of waiting for a particular bus and having […]
-ark is the admin of the blacklight forums. being called an ark is a compliment. you should be more like ark. the way black people say “ask” eh bro, arks your mum if i left my grutts beside her bed last night stands for auto-tuned rich kids rebecca black is the perfect example of an […]
- the mele
when 3 people are playing stump, player a knocks player b out, but in return player b revenge f-cks player a, thus letting player c win by default…even though he didnt do anything -how was stump today? -i was playing good but some other kid won by ‘the mele’ like 4 times so i lost […]
- Release the Oompa Loompas
1. v. to unsnap a woman’s bra, thus freeing the beautiful milk-maids (i.e. oompa loompas) from captivity. 2. v. to infiltrate the most secure area inside the pentagon and free the 100 midgets that are currently held hostage. an attempt was made nearly 10 years ago but al-quaeda covered it up with urging from the […]
try to be like ash. ie – try to be hottt!! “girls are always into ash-ness but none ever make it to ashs level of hottt-ness”