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“last night i caught callum having a doice at the computer!”
“bro, theo doiced into my sock!”
“work was stressful, so i had a quick doice…”
2 more definitions
anything and everything, but nothing at all. the pokemon ‘ditto’ is the perfect example.
person 1: yo lets go get some doice
person 2: id love to go get some food!
or
person 1: sinbad lets get the doice outta here
person 2: ayurp cookies my dude
doice is a word derived from the root (dope) and dice, where dice is derived from the alternate pr-nunciation of dece, as in “decent”.
yesterday, i was doice chillin’ in the northern d.
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