doing a Delaney.
a phrase to use when someone is being pathetically possesive about a joke they may or may not have made first.
which in turn renders then an unfunny tw-t thus turning the joke upon themselves.
man a: ” oi, that’s my joke! i said it first!”
man b: “prove it, you muppet”
man a: ” i’ll do more than that, i’ll copyright it, so ner ner ne ner ner”
man b (shaking head at -n-lly retentive man a :”tw-ts “doing a delaney.” again”
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