dolt
someone who doesn’t get unrequited love when it happens.
you’re intellectually gifted, but you’re a dolt for not picking up signals.
a person who is stupid and entirely tedious at the same time. many times they are oblivious to their own mental incapacity.
mason and chris are considered the company dolts because they screw up everything they touch.
(n.) a stupid person; a dunce.
this is a real word. it has no place in urban-dictionary.
everyone who posted the definition of “dolt” on definithing.com is infact themselves a dolt.
(administrators please remove all posts that are definitions of this word as it is in fact a real word. including my post.)
dolts are not necessarily stupid people, but engage in stupid actions or make stupid comments. others around them would define their actions as dumb, sp-ced-out, or uneducated. dolts often “speak to soon” as their stupid actions are often preventable.
someone who tries to open the front door to their house with their car key is a dolt.
one who lacks knowledge of any and all things around him/her. an individual who has a severe mental r-t-rdation, and paints their (racing car)interior red and yellow.
the guy who is selling his (racing car) on ebay is a f-cking dolt.
one who is incapable of rational thought, an organized logic, or reasonable social interaction. know to those around them as an idiot or stupid. usually, a dolt will not have the capacity to understand just how stupid they really are and will likely blame others for their failures and inabilities.
“dolt” n. social and metal r-t-rd
ex. chad davis is a complete dolt!
someone unaware of their surroundings.
that dolt isn’t wearing a coat in 25 degree weather.
a mental r-t-rd who is clueless not only about current events, but also has the iq level of a rock. “dolt” may be the most sophisticated insult in the english language. dolts commonly populate such stereotypes as jocks, nerds, fruits, bookworms, and dorks.
you’re a dolt.
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