Dumb Face
dumbface is a phenomenon that is like the were-wolf situation.
it happens to someone when they do or say something dumb that is so explicitly dumb that the dumbness begins shaping one’s face into a dumbface.
unfortunately, we have yet to find a cure but one day, this illness will be eradicated.
“bro, i think ethan caught the dumbface.”
“oh sh–, run!”
when a person (usually a man) has a “look” as if they are almost a r-t-rd but are actually quite normal, maybe even above average in intellegence. yet, they have a face that nearly resembles a mongoloid. they are not dumb, they just have dumb face.
peyton is not a tard! he just has dumb face!
the appearance or look a person has that makes them seem r-t-rded, slow minded, or just stupid intellectually, even though the person is normal or even highly intellegent.
i can’t believe how smart peyton is! i never would’ve guessed it by looking at him and his dumb-face.
the outward appearance or “look” a person has that makes them seem r-t-rded. an outward image of being inarticulate, impaired, a dullard, a moron, a simpleton, an idiot, a dunce, an imbecile; yet in reality, this person is of normal, even sometimes above average intellegence.
all of archie’s boys have dumbface, yet each are successful, and usually make intellegent decisions.
an expressionless and judgmental look given to someone who has just made an unfunny, ignorant, or asinine joke, statement, or action. designed to express disapproval in a way that makes it clear that the receivers previous offering was not even deserving of a reaction of any kind.
joe: i think we should get tacos
will: your face is a taco! lol
joe: 😐 -note: that’s what a dumb face looks like-
will: get it? because… like.. you eat tacos… with… your face?
joe: … anyway, i think we should get tacos
a name used for a person who’s face makes you feel dumber for looking at it.
i just lost iq points because of that dumb face.
any pale, tall guy with no arms and jong legs, and a stupid lisp
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