Donald Trump
living proof that money can’t buy good hair.
in fact, money can buy good hair. why his money has not, well, that’s anyone’s guess.
the biggest egomaniac on the planet. hosts the show, “the apprentice” and is said to have hair like a bird’s nest? (why the h-ll would you care about his hair when he just tosses five dollar bills out on the street everyday for people to scurry and try and get for fun?)
and now for donald trump’s fantasies:
“trumpzilla”
“president trump”
& his favorite,
“menage a trump”
a type of bl-wj-b that invloves humiliation on the “giver”
donald trump: when a girl is giving a bl-w j-b. the man c-ms in her hair, gives her a combover. he then slaps her and says: “you’re fired!”.
the nasty hairstyle of combing thin strands of one colored hair into another and pushing some to the side where the end product resembles a dead chipmunk.
casey looks bedazzling! her donald trump matches her fur coat!
some rich b-tch that has hot as f-ck model girlfriends and is ugly as sin. that f-cker could take that whack -ss hair of his, cut that off, and then the hair its so popular, it could probably have its own lil gay -ss reality show….the apprentice sucks
the apprentice, donald trumps show, is worse than watching the f-ckin oc
someone who actually would not be the man he is today without his hair
“i have a stylist i go to in queens. his name is antonio. i think he’s a fruit. but the bottom line is that the hair speaks for itself. here’s his card, tell him i sent you, and ask for the onion loaf.”
1.synonym for hair that looks like a rac–n you just shoveled of the highway
2.synonym for a person who has supermodel girlfreinds cuz ur super ritch and you would be working at a sewage plant otherwise, and has sh-tty hair
1. guy: you like my new hairstyle, its called the “donald trump”.
guy 2: yea, it looks like an elephant just took a m-ssive sh-t on your head, stupid -ss hole.
2. “look at that guy’s girlfriend, shes smokin, and hes like 95, he must be a donald trump, his hair looks like zebra sh-t though.
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