dong cranker


1) a very irritating or irrational person who typically uses faulty logic to justify there opinion or reasoning

2) one who w-nks it chronically.
my boss is such a d-ch-, first i was told to do a brake job and now he has me doing an alignment on a car with bent rims, and i can’t make time, what a dong cranker.

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