Dong Diving
when a girl (or other s-xual partner) unb-ttons your pants and exposes your genitals without any provocation and dives mouth open to said genitals.
we weren’t alone for longer than 5 minutes till she went dong diving.
dude you’re hanging out with claire tonight? she is a dong diver for sure
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