Dong High Defense
a martial arts technique for nunchucks wherein the person uses one hand to protect their dong (p-n-s) and the other hand firmly grasps the nunchucks and in one motion swings the nunchucks over their head like their life depended on it.
popularized by the showtime tv show weeds
your in a forest surrounded by the enemy… the enemy inches in closer. when they are just inches away you invoke the dong high defense.
what is that?
you protect your dong and then you swing like your life depended on it!
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