dong sniffer
a dong sniffer is a neat freak gay man who sniffs a c-ck before giving a bl-wj-b. this isn’t unlike a straight guy who fingers a girl and smells the result before going down on her.
i can’t believe that dong sniffer smelled my d-ck! i shower everyday!
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