donkey skeeter
a person who m-st-rb-t-s while watching eddie murphy in shrek trilogy
– “yo man, i was at the shrek 3 premiere last night, and the theater was full of pedofile donkey skeeters”
– “d-mn dawg, that happened to me when shrek 2 came out”
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