some on who is packing a m-ssive c-ck extending 8 in a half inches soft and 12 inches hard.
hey she told me asa is a donkey slammer. man she i really lucky
- face squirt
a face squirt involves a male -j-c-l-t-ng into the mouth of a female, then once finished, the female tilts her head to the sky and spouts out the -j-c-l-t- into the air, much like a dolphin releasing water from it’s blow hole. this transaction of s-m-n is generally best administered with the female on her […]
a sparklefraffle is a hideous pain in your wrist. sparklefraffles occur when you have typed too much, when you have 4 pets or more and you have to pet all of them or when you m-st-rb-t- longer than 78.5 minutes. sparklefraffles appear suddenly, often in the morning and they last from two hours up to […]
- spicy helmet
this is when you put tabasco or other hot sauce on your p-n-s and then have intercourse with a female. she didn’t have dinner ready when he got home, so he gave her a spicy helmet later that night as a punishment.
a really nice big -ss d-mn, brittany has a nice donksta.
- spidey f*cked
run atop roofs and slide down drainpipes until you find a lady in undressed state, smash through the window, untether your c-m pipe, and ram it up her jacksie. after c-mming, yell “big thanks from your friendly neighbourhood spiderman”, before throwing your fat -ss out of the window. “h-llo, police, come quick, i’ve just been […]