Dontuuchmeee
telling another individual not to touch you, for no apparent reason. this exclamation is usually said in an extremely fast fashion.
chris: how was your weekend, michael?
michael: dontuuchmeee!
chris: huh?
michael: dontuuchmeee!
chris: you motherclucker what the heck are you talking about?
michael: dontuuchmeee!
chris: alright, i’m leaving.
michael: no dontuuchmeee!
chris: alright bye.
michael: dontuuchmeee… yes!!!
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