Doodle Drums
there was once a saint said to be able to split seas simply by gazing at them. his hair was said to be like the most beautiful waterfall. his face was often described as if a unicorn made love to jesus under a triple rainbow floating on top of a cloud in the mediterranean. for he was the chosen one, he was dooooodddllleee ddddrrrruummmmsss
1. dude you are so doodle drums like
2. doodle drums looked at me on the weekend and i tripled
3. doodle drums talked to me the other day now you must refer to me as superman
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