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• Dooglesnackin

  n.,v., prefix (doogle-) n. 1. a piece of food(commonly fruit or hotdog) that has been used in the act of masturbatory happenings, thought to be imbued with the essence of the person. 2. the slang term for a frenchman who has retreated on the battlefield. v. 1. to m-st-rb-t- with food. prefix(doogle-)to m-st-rb-t- with following […]

• Mexico Syndrome

  not caring about something or wanting to do anything with it yourself, until someone else wants it. a reference to mexico’s behavior towards texas prior to the texan war of independence. “man, on friends, rachel has a serious case of mexico syndrome about ross.”

• dookdat

  a word subst-tion for any other word in english. real talk, vulgar slang man if i were hoish id dookdat before someone else does.

• Dookie Squat

  1.the position most animals get in when trying to p-ss a bowel movement. i.e. dogs and cats. 2.position a human will get in when he/she needs to sh-t and no toilet is available. nick-that dog is gonna sh-t. dave-how do you know? nick-it’s going into a dookie squat he is such a loser. we told […]

• MGD 64s

  a real woman’s beer. good for drinking while working since it takes 12 beers per hour to catch a buzz. highly recommended for alcoholics who need to stay somewhat sober at work. good thing you can only fit 8 empty bottles of mgd 64s under your desk, otherwise you might get too drunk to work.

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