verb- the morning bathroom trip after a long night of drinking where you will have to grab the garbage can to puke into whilst explosive cr-pping your taco bell.
tl;dr-puking and sh-tting at the same time.
hey man, how you feeling.
i’m not feeling so well.
no, i just had a nasty dook n’ spew all over my bathroom.
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- Mr. Lawler
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- male handbook
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when a man makes a woman angry for any reason. this will cause the woman to gain the mansanity. common causes for the mansanity are when men don’t call/text when they should, when a man doesn’t clean up after himself, when a man is late for a meeting/cancels last minute. john hasn’t called me in […]