Doom Plume
1. a m-ssive undersea oil plume that threatens to destroy marine life for thousands of square miles, even though it’s not visible from the surface.
2. the biggest environmental threat from the bp oil spill in the gulf of mexico.
3. out of sight, out of mind? not so much.
the doom plume from bp’s deepwater horizon pipe is spreading fast. it could reach as far as the atlantic coast of florida and mexico’s riviera maya.
a dark lingering m-ss; usually eminating from a putrid gastric bowel movement; the stench from a black goo that typically leaves its -ssailant with a ‘churn-bally’ sensation in the gut.
the -ssailant: “dude, i don’t feel so good”
the victim: “omg, what the f-ck was that?”
the -ssailant: “augh, sorry man – i let go of a doom plume”
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