doomidity
a dense fog of warm misture combined with fecal odor that remains in a bathroom after a particularly steamy dump. the effect on the next visitor of said bathroom is an increased body temperature and a pungent odor that sticks to his or her body.
person a:that bathroom smells so bad it made me sweat.
person b: it’s not the stink, it’s the doomidity.
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