Doorway Dad
what you imagine is behind that cracked door during your fapfest? it’s doorway dad. he knows when you’re awake, he knows when you’re asleep. and he watches you m-st-rb-t-. beware!
i couldn’t fap last night i was being spied on by doorway dad. 🙁
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