dorkfag
someone who manages to be both socially awkward and obviously h-m-s-xual. usually thrown out when one has run out of insults.
theking: people say i’m a dork
theking: and a f-g 🙁
detective: you’re a dorkf-g :d
theking: you break my heart
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